Recent reviews by hoitrix

Great game.

Hack and slash your way through filthy Northlander and ratty scum for glory!

(it's good)

Here's a game where the core of it is based around lack of control. You wanna dodge? Enjoy a few seconds of twiddling your thumbs after pressing the button as the animators create a recovery animation in real-time. You wanna drive a vehicle? Enjoy your reenactment of Bambi on ice, just replace Bambi with any vehicle and Thumper with literally any other vehicle from a different game. Enjoy melee combat? Well, here's a story:
Very smart person: OK guys, we need a totally awesome and brutal melee system for this new game of ours. It needs to evoke the real gritty feel of duking it out in a grimdark future.
Slightly less smart person: Rock, paper, scissors.
VMP: Huh?
SLMP: Rock, paper, scissors - you know, the ga-
VMP: Yes, I know what it is. How does that fit into a Warhammer 40k game?
SLMP: Well see, if we have three different ways of allowing people to bash heads against eachother and hurpadurpderp

Meh, I lost interest and I'm done fuming over getting absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by everyone in my previous match. 10/10

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Early Access Pre-alpha, post brain damage, trash tier, lowest of the low, scum of the earth game.

Repetitive ♥♥♥♥-tier

What a pleasure it was to play this game, the storytelling is just wonderful!