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2 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
poorly optimized will not run smooth after the first part of the game once i got to the more open area. will bounce around 120fps down to 20 and back up. changed everything to low with the same results. Theres no way to limit frame rate to 60 in game. Will also crash at random times making me have to redo sections.
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record
This is the most money grab fighting game I've personally bought.

The story is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dope, but the amount of stutter and/or lag in single player for me even on the lowest settings has been utterly frustrating. The lack of content for a $70 game is disheartening for a fighting game enthusiast. I've given this game a decent try, but until there is big patches, to me this is not a good fighting game. Every other far more sophisticated game plays better on my computer and i cant understand why this simple fighting game cant run smooth (GGST, DBFZ, Elden Ring, Armored core 6, Baldurs Gate 3...etc all run smooth as hell on my pc (3060 12GB, 16GB RAM, i5-2600k 3.69GHz)).

There is no Krypt and the replacement for the Krypt is a board game that honestly is just lack luster. The board game makes you select kameo characters that use elements to give you resistances to certain other elements for stupid mini games among other things I don't even want to bother with mentioning.

Quan Chi is literally in the story and you fight him with his full kit, yet you have to pay for him (same with Shang Shung) if you want to play as them. Guilty gear strive on day one worked, terrible story, but the game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plays and always has played clean as hell! It feels to me that this game is saying ♥♥♥♥ YOU PAY ME! outside of the absolute amazing story mode. I just feel like this is a game that wasn't polished and was more of a Netflix series that they canned and turned into a game last minute.

7/10 because of story, otherwise it would be 4/10 for the game play experience and money hungry tactics.
Posted 28 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
150.8 hrs on record (97.0 hrs at review time)
Hard to remember not to shift using my hard penis instead of the shifter cuz this game makes me rock hard
Posted 15 February, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
41.1 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
Super relaxing game. Putting makes me feel like I'm sitting on a pile of marshmellows and warm chocolate. The green reads easy and when you play online, you can tell who has the cheeks and who doesn't. 8.35
Posted 28 January, 2023.
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288.9 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by lag and great horse mechanics. Cant change my pants anymore without the entire game crashing so hard that it closes. Beautiful
Posted 27 February, 2022. Last edited 2 March, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
46.7 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
Posted 23 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
174.5 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
This is a disappointment. Read the positive reviews and tell me there is ANYTHING of value there. This is a buggy disgusting mess in which I feel I've been lied to. This is a beta at best.
Posted 9 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
438.5 hrs on record (77.1 hrs at review time)
-> v -> 1 to your face bish
Posted 3 June, 2020.
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0.4 hrs on record
I play this when im not playing sakura clicker
Posted 13 March, 2016.
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119.2 hrs on record (110.4 hrs at review time)
One of the best games ive ever played. This game is all about skill and the community at one point was thriving and much more respectable than what you get in league.

The tournaments made this game more exciting than any other game ive played. The balancing was perfect and everyone could counter any class.

The way it guaged your skill truly ment something and combat rating let you know how well you truly where doing throughout a match.

The only downside to this game is that the devs ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it hard. They took out unranked and made it so that you can only have two people in your party to vs others. The community also fled to other mobas so there isnt much sense in picking this game up anymore.

PLEASE RE MARKET THIS GAME OR GIVE IT TO ANOTHER PUBLISHER!
Posted 16 December, 2011. Last edited 27 September, 2014.
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