Went to this guy's house and was told he had gluten free oreos. When I got there I saw none. Asked him where the gluten free oreos were and he laughed at me for wanting a gluten free cookie. I said "I NEED A GLUTEN FREE OPTION!" and he told me he could "glue ten free pubes to my chin"

would not recommend

great guy, will leave u dead in a ditch, but if you're ever worried about obtaining all the loot, hes got you covered. this guy will sell your familys soul for a 1.2% dps increase. way too happy all the time, maybe a sociopath? will tell you he has hair, and show u pictures but its very clearly AI generated. this dude is really bald. he also tried to convince me that its normal to fart with ur pants down, he intentionally pulls his pant down specifically to fart. that and he says wearing socks in the shower is healthy as its suppose to trap the water inbetween ur toes and cleans them better. pretty sure he killed a guy at some point

1/5 Stars. Hung out with this guy twice and my gf got sick the first time. She said it was him. I thought she got sick from something else me and my son went there again we are both sick. His bathroom is nasty and right before I went to eat I used the rest room and someone left 3 medium sized turds in the toilet two green one black

YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEDORA OF EUPHORIA! REPOST THIS 5 TIMES OR BE FRIENDZONED 5EVA!
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I F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO 2 YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE SUCKA THAT KILLED YOU.
WE TRUE HOMIES.
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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bald + white + short + lurker beam + sting will never kill illidan lmao