I take it back im throwing a glue trap over your eyes and then kicking your legs off. Youre getting raspberried on the tummy and then while youre laughing and giggling all over I do a sick kickflip and backhand you so hard your eyes roll and your brain turns into soup. Then my clone will stick a big silly straw in your head and drink your brain soup I guess. New year same me #buttpoopfart

Hey man, just want to apologize for my mean comments and overall just not super cool behavior. This new year im going to be workin on being a good friend and spreading joy to everyone so we can all live in very cool and happy world. No more mean things will ever come from my mouth again and I will be the light to shine in the dark. New year new me! <3

one time, this stupid fella and I were right next to each other at a urinal and he says "watch this" and attempts a standing backflip right after he got done pissing only for him to land on his head. Dude pees with his pants at his ankles at urinals too, can't believe he didn't pull them up before attempting that back flip (he landed on his head and let out a big wet fart btw).

Hey youre that guy that called me a computer, just want to let you know you suck and im going to throw apples at you. Just kidding thats super mean and im incredibly cute and funny unlike you *giggle* *Nuzzle* *squirt*

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