Hello, this is the representative of Chapman Mills Barrhaven.
This message is being written to inform you of 30 complaints received from March 10 to March 14, 2018, in regards to excessive noise levels originating from your unit. We have investigated your house while you were away and we have found excessive amount of lubricant products and "Mia Kalifa Welcomes her new Step-Brother back from Deployment" playing in your room. We are ready to start a legal action. See you soon!

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