Recent reviews by Hoa

Rare is it I know I'm going to enjoy the hell out of a game, let alone a visual novel, from just the tagline. VN developers, take note.

If you ever wanted a VN with a heavy emphasis on the choose-your-own-adventure aspect of the medium, or one that knows exactly what it is, where it's going and how to knock your socks off, this is the one for you.

If you need more convincing, consider the length. For it's multitudes of scenes and variations thereof, your first run-through is probably the beefiest, but every run after can be done with with ease as you frantically search for all the choices you haven't made yet. Every run offers the potential for a new morsel of writing and ~more princess~ to lead you through a barren but compelling world like a carrot on a stick until you wind up with 80 of it's 100 or so achievements.

The devs managed to do all that by making you throw yourself into the world just by sheer power of it's premise.

You're here to slay the Princess, I'm here for whatever the Black Tabby devs do next.

Do you like dying over and over again to stupid ♥♥♥♥? Enjoy hunting down items you don't need because they look cool? Perhaps you're partial to a nice big claymore up your ass for no damned good reason? Then this is the game for you! It's got hackers! Low FPS! Server lag (with bonus bogus netcode for extra Fun™)! And best of all, no amount of armor can save you from your own slow, stupid self! If you hate yourself and want to die, buy Dark Souls™ now!