I am living in your balls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:

Why are you living in my balls?
I'm not going to tell you.


How are you surviving in my balls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my balls?
Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my balls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my balls?
You cannot escape me.