Some say that if you lick his chest, it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli
and that at this week's Brit awards, he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand
and that he thought Star Wars was a documentary
and that he has some terrible plans, involving the moon
and that he invented the curtain,
and that he recently submitted a 20,000 GBP expenses claim for some gravel... for his moat
and that he invented November
and that he gets terrible eczema on his helmet
and that he can swim seven lengths under water
and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metal
and that after making love, he bites the head off his partner
and that he's had to give up binge drinking now that it's gone to one pound eighteen to a litre
and that the drinks cabinet in his car contains fourteen different types of custards
and that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring
and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet
and that he lives in a tree...


All we know is he's called... 'The Stig'.

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