Recent reviews by Cynicals

I paid $8 for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hat




God I love this game

Even though this game is free, I would gladly pay $5 for the experience. The calming music, lack of urgency, and beautiful textures along with the paint-like aesthetic make it a highly enjoyable 2 hour experience. Even after those 2 hours you might keep playing it to just do tricks or relax and view the scenery. 6/5 for a free game

As a player of the original game, it was a great experience in story and in gameplay, however this game fails to live up to the experience. Upon booting up, it was great, the graphics were great, nice voice acting. however upon playing the first song, it was apparent how much more time needed to be put into it. The keyboard that you play on is waaay too high, the keys dont detect reliably, and it doesnt nearly have enough challenge. a side note i want to point out is how you dont hold the controllers like you would play on a piano, while not a downside, was just a natural position that felt way better and I dont know why that wasnt done in the first place. Overall, disappointed but would come back if they made the gameplay better

Flukemarm is my waifu, Back of Zote

The only thing that does not make you feel like a space marine terminator squad is how the normal guns damage you

Awesome game, has a unique style of gameplay. the only problem is the steering controls. otherwise its great!