Zan (rx8)'s POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:09pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:07am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:44am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:02am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 8:09am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:35am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:41am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:05am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:06am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:16am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 8:01am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:49am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:05pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 6:19am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 6:19am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:45am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 20 Oct @ 2:02am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:41am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:31am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:57am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 8:38am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:38pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 10:36am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:02am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:49am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:18pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 6:02am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30