when prayer becomes a habit miracles become a lifestyle

Take it easy Erick.

10 years? 40 years? 200 years? How about I'm doing none of em.

Pull the bandaid off a little too fast and tell them what they dont want to hear

ok i pull up

Κοραξ.

tourkiki toualeta > kathisth

Killed in Action
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armemes

That's actually him, he looks like a drug and blackjack dealer to me.

Today, i found out that, thanks to a rare bone disease, my 6 year old daughter has only four weeks to live. I decided to read the paper to take my mind off it and discovered a suicide bomber in Baghdad has killed 30 people in a market place. I cast aside the paper and walk to my daughter's bedroom. I stand in the doorway, watching her sleep, thinking how cruel this world can be. Barey 6 years old and soon to be in heaven. My mind was cast back to the suicide bomber, on his way there and eager to meet the virgins that wait for him. I gently closed the bedroom door, took out my ♥♥♥♥ and moved towards my innocent child.♥♥♥♥ you, Mohammed. This is one virgin you wont be getting your hands on.

SAND EATER

【 ｙｏｕ ｗｅｒｅ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｇｏｒｍｌｅｓｓ】

well no because brings the mic closer every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change. i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go looks over at the screen look at that ... yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

real human bean?

ebi is a human being and a real hero

sleep with the fishes

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invoker win

invoker win h apla invoker?

an o ebi parei pc tha peksw invoker no kappa

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If you think about it, Steve from Minecraft is actually a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend. You first start off seeing the man punching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trees for gods sake, and not having bloody fists or anything. He then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ takes the raw logs and turns it into a refined crafting bench, holy ♥♥♥♥. He even had a beard, but it was magically shaven off by the God Known as Notch! WOW! He then mines stone with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wooden pickaxe, like who the ♥♥♥♥ does that? Only Steve! After that, he embarks on an epic journey to get obsidian, to make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PORTAL, A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PORTAL! dude steve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good like legit nobody can stop him, he eventually finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stronghold located underground like thousands of miles away from his spawn, name one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person who can do it besides him.

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Do it Anakin

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I love playing with my toyboat. Ever since i got my toibeaux as a present i cant stop playing with it. My tabut isnt like other tawubis. My taboit is better. Unlike other tubbleyus its colour is striking red and its bigger. I take my toyota everywhere with me especially the bathtub. There me and my tigi tigi spend countless hours. My katigi is my best friend in the world. I love you daboogah.

You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damned bit of good, and the nude mags, you're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying and rock TV shirts, or hip-hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games- pick out ONE that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do, as apposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brai- are, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you!

CRACK AND HOOD
METH IS GOOD
THE DEAD SHALL RISE
JUST LIKE MY MORNING WOOD

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killed by tokyo underground biker gangs

Just another ♥♥♥♥♥ dead

Meme deprivation is still used on captured neckbeards in Dankanamo Bay. The practice is inhumane and gay. Say no to meme deprivation, vote yes on Prop 420.

i would lol

what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozzarella?

lion and dinosaur

do you ever cook something in the microwave but its still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction?

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and i can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, i once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and i can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare DeepWater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that i have no soul.

α γαμησου ρε

Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms corporate with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

elegoogledi show me the spaghetti

Hi, 4k player here who reported slasher. Slasher was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLASHER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5. Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.

-professor steiner,PhD at steiner mathematics

You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! Senior Joe? the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!

You subhuman baboon. You literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

steinermania

put the chromosomes in the bag
and nobody gets hurt

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