The files...

Travis: "James' room always had a layer of grease everywhere"


Tony: "I don't care; it's their food, and all we give back is just ♥♥♥♥ in their house."

Me: "segrid stank in the eye?"

Tony: I can say with 95% certainty...i would be nearly unphased if both my parents were destroyed by a scouting party of ♥♥♥♥ sorcerers...

Me: sometimes i wish they were heroin addicts, at least they'd be more interesting

CarCarpetCity: ok with that example you're still eating a ♥♥♥♥ either way
Snarkeologist: yea...but you are less gay and less cannibal one way
CarCarpetCity: idk once you've handled it, cooked it, and are about to eat it i'd say you're pretty gay and pretty cannibal no matter how much you eat
Snarkeologist: no one said cooked
Snarkeologist: or handled
Snarkeologist: just hangin and u bite
Snarkeologist: duh.
CarCarpetCity: ok then...but you could bite just the tip and you're still gay, and a cannibal
CarCarpetCity: that's one of those things where you either do it or you dont
Snarkeologist: what if you throw it up after? cuz of how straight you are
Snarkeologist: less gay?
CarCarpetCity: if you were super straight why would you eat it in the first place
Snarkeologist: what if you would die....like starve to death
Snarkeologist: and the dude was completely rotten
Snarkeologist: but not his ♥♥♥♥
CarCarpetCity: and the only thing for food was a ♥♥♥♥ hanging on a fishing line from a tree? I guess anything goes for survival
CarCarpetCity: but how long are you gonna live off that ♥♥♥♥?
Snarkeologist: long enough to be rescued...he is black.
CarCarpetCity: WHEN THE ♥♥♥♥ WOULD ANYONE EVER SAY THAT
Snarkeologist: hahaha
CarCarpetCity: that has to be a first
Snarkeologist: history made here.
Snarkeologist: should be put on your steam page...or jasons wall of phrases
CarCarpetCity: i'm gonna be in the history books, I'd be known as the guy that said "but how long are you gonna live off that ♥♥♥♥?"

Travis: who's that guy? The blonde one from the scooby bunch.

Charpis Chongus

Mr. Sweet " Captainn Morgal"