So for context: I am a 20 year old guy and I still live with my parents.

So like most single guys, sometimes I get horny and look at porn. And in my case, I often look at hentai (yes... laugh if you want).

Usually if I want to look at hentai, I'll do it in my bed at night so my parents are less likely to catch me. I also use my mobile phone, because it is easier to hide than my laptop.

Now, I have been doing this for a long time without being caught. But last night, things went horribly wrong.

It was 10 pm and I was slowly jerking/edging myself to hentai. The problem was that I was quite tired and so I was struggling to stay awake. I was planning on finishing and then going to sleep... but instead, I collapsed on my bed with my phone in my hand.

When I woke up, I realised that my bedroom light was still on. I also hadn't closed the door because my parents usually don't go in there at night. Now here was the worst part: I saw that my phone had been moved to the drawer next to my bed. I turned the phone on and saw what was on it: a picture of a topless Hatsune Miku in striped panties.

Now, I hoped that my mum hadn't seen the pic. But then I went downstairs, and had this conversation:

"Gamerweeb1, why did you fall asleep with your light on?? I went in there around 11 and the light was still on."

"Sorry Mum, I was really tired".

"OK, well what's your excuse for that stuff you were looking at on your phone?'

"Ummm... oh, sorry Mum."

Now I have shut myself in my room. After years of hiding it, my mother now knows that I masturbate to Japanese cartoons at night. How the ♥♥♥♥ am I going to eat dinner with my mother again?

TL;DR: I jerked off to hentai late at night. Now my mum knows I get turned on by looking at naked blue-haired anime girls.