Recent reviews by Heimdyr

Chris really came out here and released a whole game just to give us Coalescence 2, Legend

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PICK UP A RELIC OF DROWNED CRABS AND BEGIN DRINKING THE TONIC OF A MOON-MAN'S SPINE. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.

CONS:
I HAVEN'T STOPPED SHOOTING IN 72 HOURS.
I CAN'T FEEL PAIN.
I STOPPED DRINKING AND I'M PRETTY SURE I'M 99% GLASS.

PROS:
I CAN HEAR COLOURS.
I'VE DEEP CLEANED THIS PLANET OF HERESY.
I'VE KILLED THE MOON.

HELP ME.

Playing this game is like being given the perfect meal... then having it stomped on over and over while the perpetrator takes your favourite pet and throws it off a cliff, laughing the whole time...

It's a gut punch of emotions presented in the format of a game with the soul purpose of making you feel like a terrible person.

Play it... cry... cry some more... then reconsider your life choices.