Recent reviews by Heffer

Personally I really enjoyed this game, a year or so ago I was recommended Witcher III but I decided to go through and play the previous installments. I am on chapter IV and I love the game so far. Though some of the quests can be tedious or repetitive those are optional and the other quests make up for it. Boss fights are a decent difficulty, they are a little easy once you find out the weakness but still, they're fun and aren't just slashing. Graphics are pretty good for a game this age, character models are reused so prepare to see familiar faces throughout the play through. Combat and controls are another rough area, I personally hated it at first but you get used to it. Yes I know it sucks, but trust me stick it out and you get used to it and the story is so worth it. Speaking of the story, it's superb. I really enjoy games that make your decisions have impact (i.e. Metro Series), I love the fact that your actions and choices during conversations have everlasting impacts throughout the game. I won't spoil anything but the game does an excellent job of placing modern issues of sex, drugs, and violence into an era centuries prior. Overall the controls suck but the game is so worth it if you stick it out! I cannot wait to play the sequels!

P.S. there is a LOT of cleavage in this game, take that as you will...

Played Exodus a year prior and decided to go back and play the first two. Like the sequel Exodus, the story is amazing and in depth, choices in the game impact your outcome in the game. The environments are extremely detailed, beautiful yet scary at times. My only gripe with this game is there is very little direction, there are a few points where I was struggling because I had no idea you could destroy doors, or the parkour in the later part of the game. Despite these two complaints the game is remarkable! You won't find another series like Metro.

Honestly I think this game could use more achievements. 2516 is just to little, I want my computer to crash instead of just Steam when I close the game. Other than that the game is excellent, tons of replayability as you can see by my playtime.

P.S. you can thank Steam for giving me a coupon for this after I made a Cute Honey 2 Badge

You know what? It would have been nice for the game to take me to dinner first, considering it took my virginity by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my head so damn hard.

Overall 10/10 would get my head ♥♥♥♥♥♥ again

Never hated spiders so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much, other than that the game is so unbelievably immersive, all the little pointless things you can do: smoking, drinking, playing with a radio, caressing your wife, and playing the guitar. Gameplay is also really good, while they claim it's open world it's not like Fallout or Skyrim, there are specific areas that are free roam as you progress through the story. One last thing is that your actions actually make a lasting effect, at one point you can find this teddy bear and it will continually make occurrences as the game progresses. Despite your character not making any noise besides a grunt I was swallowed into the world, never have I actually been interested in NPC Dialogue as much, truly one of my best purchases on steam.
EDIT: Completely forgot to mention the gunplay, another area mastered by the game, all the small things you have to keep doing, although cleaning your gun is annoying I never found it tedious as it has actual impact. The range of guns and attachments are amazing, pretty much any playstyle is possible
Gameplay: 9/10
Graphics: 10/10
Story: 10/10
I M M E R S I O N: 1000/10

An amazing game with some bugs but that is what makes it funny, along with people mic spamming, shouting dead memes over the intercom, and basically being a nuiscance but the game is still hilarious, the community may be teens and adults but as long as you don't play in S E R I O U S R O L E P L A Y I gurantee you will laugh at least once a round.

Great game especially if you need to learn to manage money!

Extremely fun if you like cars. Love how it has a comedic feel instead of just building a car