hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool shooter game with a lot of blood and violence, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

"yhteensä 0,7 tuntia
Pelattu viimeksi 14.4.
Among Us"

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell l ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my bernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.
The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children.

+rep fellow 9/11 denier

Conheci vc na prisão. Éramos companheiros de cela, ás vezes ele fazia favores pra galera, como por exemplo fazer aquele guloso prós cara e tals. Via ele fazendo várias coisas é fico assustado até hoje. Nos intervalos de trabalho voluntário que fizemos para diminuir nossa pena ele me ensinou latim, lógica, história romana e artes. Hoje devo grande parte de minha erudição a este nobre malandro. Meu único arrependimento dos tempos de carceragem é por não tê-lo ajudado nos momentos de coação sexual. Os outros presos se aproveitavam de sua fragilidade e inocência para força-lo a fazer coisas que ele antes fazia apenas por opção mas que tambem gostava. Mas enfim, são águas passadas...Fico feliz de ver que você superou toda aquela violência que ele sofria, espero que tenha acabado com esses vicios de querer fazer aquele completo pro pessoal, mais enfim .... fico feliz de encontrá-lo aqui na steam... Abraço..

I kept waking up with semen on my face and now I know why...

I (16F) temporarily live with my uncle (53M) and aunt (44F) and cousins (both are primary schoolers). My uncle's 4 cats (2x female sterilised and 2x male soon-to-be castrated) also live with us.