Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Guy : "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
Doc : "How's that?"
Guy : "Don't you start..."
ㅤ* Sex on tv can’t hurt unless you fall off.
ㅤ* Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!

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