Once upon a time there was a young man named Hazrdus (yea i know his parents must have hated him)... But anyways.... He was a troubled boy always getting into all sorts of micheif. He had all this energy and talent that wasnt quite focused in the right direction....
It was a gloomy day in suburbia when it happened.... Something so marvelous and divine that only the gods that conjured up this destiny, and the one who called himself Hazrdus could understand... Everything finally "clicked"... literally.
By now you must be wondering... what spectacular event could have taken place, what wonderous fortuity had happened!!!! It can all be summed up into one word, and one word alone. FRAG!!!!! He had done it!!!! His first frag has transformed him into a pure, raw, pnwage machine!
From that day forward, instead of a troubled youth haunted by misdirection, he had become a mesiah of the gaming community, and a terror to all who crossed his scope. So beware my fellow gamers, pwnage is on its way.....