Recent reviews by Hawkye

It's fun. Rough around the edges, for sure, but fun. Give it a shot if you like fun.

(Disclaimer: Hawkye is not responsible if you don't have fun.)

Basically unplayable. Upwards of a full minute load time *every match* and the graphics stutter so badly that input is a crap shoot. Very, very disappointing.

So...it's not good. IF you can find a match you're treated to a clunky rock throwing game that includes a rock that will just insta-win the match. That's...that's it. That's the game.

Leaving a kind review to make Kitty happy :3

THEY NEVER RUN OUT OF COPS.

This game is way more fun than it has any right to be.

My first impression of this game was "Car soccer? Really?" It took my brother showing me the game and then subsequently buying it for me for me to realize my error in judgement. So far I've only played the game versus the computer, but it's already great fun.

10/10 would car soccer again.

This game is utterly vapid, even compared to other idle games. There is nothing going on to keep me interested, and the game seems to bet the entire farm on people being entranced by the generic scantily-clad anime women with random animal features...that you're supposed to beat on for no reason. If there is ANY incentive to keep playing this game once you've seen its small selection of busty anime women, I'm not seeing it.

I gotta say, it took 26 years...
But they actually made a good Back to the Future game.
I guess you could say it was...
*Sunglasses*
...Only a matter of time.

This is a surprisingly enjoyable game. I don't enjoy competetive FPS games that much, but I like APB. For me, the ability to use non-lethal force and arrest criminals rather than always just kill them is a nice touch.

This game, I am recommending it. Because it is fun. What, you don't like fun? What's wrong with you?