I have a theory.
A blue whale can grow up to 30 meters long and is quite gigantic, while Titan might seem attractive to the whales, and it may have wanted to mate. A blue whale's shlong can become gigantic, and with it, he has messed up the glass. Either water leaked in, and they drowned, or the whale's penis got stuck and sealed the hole. Due to the pressure and pressure difference, the penis gets sucked in, sealing the hole. However, at the same time, the pressure difference sucks out all the whale sperm (up to 1500 liters of sperm), and they drown in the sperm. I'm not sure how the pressure works with whale penises, it was just a thought. But let's say the sperm doesn't ejaculate, and the whale's penis seals the hole and gets stuck due to the pressure. The whale panics and swims away, making it impossible to find the boat. Then they run out of oxygen.

Floor is lava
I get that this comment is made with innocent intentions, but we can’t do the “ground is lava” thing anymore, okay? These are kids, okay? The ground is woodchips and is perfectly walkable. Woodchips are actually a great surface to walk on, very much unlike lava which will not only burn your shoes, but burn your feet, and eventually consume you in it’s unrelenting heat. We can’t have kids thinking that. Even if most know this is some sort of ruse or game, there are too many kids every year to truly believe the ground is lava.

They cannot leave the playground because they’re too scared. They scream and cry when they see other kids and adults throwing their lives away by navigating through lava. In some cases they’re on the playground for days before a rescue crew can evacuate them. It’s very traumatizing. It takes a lot of post-playground care and therapy before some children realize the ground was never lava and that their friends did not burn their legs to stumps.

Please, be mindful of this next time you want to play your silly little game. There are real people who are hurt by your carelessness.

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My deepest sexual desire is to ♥♥♥♥ a volcano by skydiving into it ♥♥♥♥ first into the lake of hot steamy magma.

I have thought about it a lot. The brief moment where my ♥♥♥♥ would be penetrating the lava before my body gets incinerated would be pure ecstacy.

I imagine the Leidenfrost effect briefly blocking the sensation, sort of like a steam condom. But oh BOY when that goes away its all nat-ur-al baby!

Euphoria of such unprecedented magnitude that the mind likely cannot comprehend it.

Ill likely never get the chance but a man can dream... Oh well

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