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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 3:05am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 11:02pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 10:12pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 2:07am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:46am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:25am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 11:05pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 5:49am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 12:09am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 10:31pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 3:50am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 12:27am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:15am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:13am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:12am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 11:37pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 5:41am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 4:00am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 1:31am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:20am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:57am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 10:18pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 3:00am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 7:48pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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