Haffey's POSTAL Achievement Progress

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19 of 27 (70%) achievements earned:

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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:28am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:05am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:26am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:59am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:00am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 12:49pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:23am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:43am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 12:50pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:40am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:22am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.

2,171 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.

39,130 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.

23,624 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.

3,478 / 10,000