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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 5:47

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 8:04

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 5:43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 1:10

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 6:26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Дата получения: 22 апр в 6:42

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 8:00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 9:51

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 11:53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 13:31

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 6:38

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 9:57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 12:26

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 12:29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 6:48

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 9:14

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 7:39

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 7:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 6:35

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 11:11

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 11:19

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 10:52

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 6:33

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 4:58

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 11:19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 8:16

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 6:01

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 8:12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 11:59

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Дата получения: 25 апр в 0:39

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 6:51

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 6:12

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 10:04

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Дата получения: 1 апр в 7:51

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Дата получения: 1 апр в 7:54

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Дата получения: 23 апр в 4:20

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Дата получения: 22 апр в 7:39

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 7:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 5:43

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 7:44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 5:44

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 11:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 9:07

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Дата получения: 2 апр в 12:00

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 1:36

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 12:29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 6:07

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 8:06

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Дата получения: 23 апр в 5:53

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 5:42

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 5:46

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 5:48

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 8:02

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 5:43

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 8:22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 5:53

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 6:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Дата получения: 6 сен. 2023 г. в 9:17

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 1:36

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 2:59

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 11:16

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Дата получения: 23 апр в 4:30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 10:09

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Дата получения: 5 сен. 2023 г. в 11:32

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 12:08

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Дата получения: 3 апр в 10:45

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 12:26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Дата получения: 19 мар в 3:20

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 3:40

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 5:31

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Дата получения: 4 апр в 6:28

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Дата получения: 25 апр в 2:01

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Дата получения: 25 апр в 7:50

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Дата получения: 19 мар в 2:47

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Дата получения: 8 сен. 2023 г. в 8:28

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Дата получения: 25 апр в 4:10

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 5:26

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 4:25

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Дата получения: 24 мая в 5:21

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 13:27

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Дата получения: 3 апр в 4:11

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Дата получения: 23 апр в 5:08

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Дата получения: 12 мар в 9:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Дата получения: 7 сен. 2023 г. в 6:59

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Дата получения: 12 мар в 4:13



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.