Boa noite HAdoN, nós da Sociedade Portuguesa de Urologia Genérica recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1)Sim, 2cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico;

2)Não, não é comum o preservativo ser largo. Não existe tamanho extra pequeno, o tamanho é único;

3)Ainda que 2cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte;

4)Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista;

5)O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo, pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;

6) Nós ainda não possuímos uma central de atendimento para pessoas que querem efetuar a troca de sexo, mas temos um contacto bom.

Estamos à disposição para qualquer outra dúvida.

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’
Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will become dead, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten years old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypastas on people's Steam profiles. He became so deranged he went on to kill all the staff in the hospital, so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen: sorry man i am not taking the risk

I met HAdoN at the hospital. We were acquaintances in the same warden. I've never truly learned anything with him, since he's a dumb***. In between therapy sessions, he'd try to teach me how to burp on purpose, how to tease the nurses or even try to convince me that taking it up the *** only hurts the first time. To this day, he still owes me 23 euros that I lent him to get adult diapers... Yet, my only regret is to have remained in that warden for so long. This guy only **** his pants, got off to reality shows on TV and constantly asked for a thermometer in his ***. The other inmates couldn't stand this guy anymore. They *hated* him.

But anyway, that is water under the bridge. I'm just astonished to find you on Steam with those same tendencies... I wish you the best, though. But please cut the filth!

So you're going by "HAdoN" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic

But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?