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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 6:41am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 7:06am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 10:50am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 10:04am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 6:47am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2018 @ 9:32am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 12:42pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:21am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 12:13pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 9:14am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 6:16am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2018 @ 10:28am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 12:45pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 10:22am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 7:45am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 10:54am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 9:47pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 9:46pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 8:22am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 9:10am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2018 @ 10:29am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 8:48am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:25am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:26am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:40am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:19am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2018 @ 8:58am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 9:34pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 6:23am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 6:27am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 9:09am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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