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Personal Achievements
 

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 12:51pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
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