-rep obsessed with fictional 16 yr old LOL

I'm here to pledge my soul to 416

I've seen HK416 play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his Logitech G502 gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his dot crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

416 is mid ump on top

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII♥♥♥♥♥PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥ING SUGOI DESU PEOPLE WILL♥♥♥♥♥♥THEIR PANTS AND♥♥♥♥♥♥BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING LORD OF THE
MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here, i am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, i am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard and i do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a player 2... a companion a partner, course, unless toy (like many other) change your mind on that. I look forward to out future together, (as friends of course)