Recent reviews by ☣HELLRAZORANGEL™

Apparently I wrote this weird ass review for this game a while back but never posted it (enjoy):

I have noticed a growing trend of gamers complaining about the lack of female protagonists in games. Well, let me tell you for nearly 28 some odd years every game I’ve played has had some sort of douchey humanoid. Where is the outrage for other species representation? I’m sick of ♥♥♥♥ Sapiens dominating every damn game while other species are grossly underrepresented!

Humans are so lame. Every kid wanted to play as an animal growing up! While all you gamers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about being women, not enough gamers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about being anything else other than humans. Men and Women SUCK! Why can’t I play as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Alien (other than in AVP alien campaign) or a badass dragon (other than Crimson Dragon) or a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wolf god (other than the exceptional title that is Okami and even snippets of Twilight Princess), or dinosaur, tiger, ♥♥♥♥ how about a jellyfish!?

I remember the first Jurassic Park game I ever got (PSX era I believe) and how excited I was - thinking I was going to play as a badass dinosaur making mincemeat of measly humans! Welp, guess who you’re forced to play as? A measly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ human.

Lame af

In fact, the thing that sold my twelve-year-old self on RE2 was a giant standee at best buy of a badass looking Doberman with bloody jaws (still own the strategy guide off that stand with the same Doby – Cerberus - on the cover). And while I love RE I’m not going to pretend the damn alligator, dogs, spiders, etc. didn’t have anything to do with it.

You are not sexiest. All you gamers are speciesist! You all rather play as humans! Well, ♥♥♥♥ you!

This isn’t the game for you speciesist!

And for those of you that care about females.
You are a mother badger with pups to look after and everything!
How many games do you know where you can play as a mother? How many games do you where you can play as a mother of a different species?
You’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ female badger... this really is a win for everyone, people.

Awesome game, sick, twisted, and just the way I like it.

This game Alone...er... I mean Enola has some interesting visuals that I find rather appealing. The puzzles are enjoyable along with choices scattered throughout the game to be a monster or not (reminiscent of The Suffering for whatever reason), while piecing together what happened to your girlfriend Angelica as you play in her nightmarish wonderland she created.

Early on it is a bit buggy, however, not unplayable and I didn't notice any issues later on in the game (beside gimp suit dude occasionally glitching stuck in the maze, but this allowed for some close up screens without getting raped - so there’s that). Partial controller support - would’ve been nice to have full controller support.

I demand Enola 2 playing as Angelica!

Update: Thanks dev still look forward to playing out your ideas!

For part 2 I think playing as Angelica and her experiences firsthand could make for an interesting prequel before you even meet your current girlfriend from part 1. Or playing as Angelica back in her own ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up wonderland, flashing back to her dark past as her mind manifests a vortex of pain and nightmare versions of obstacles she must relive in attempt to save her girlfriend (as you tried to do for her in part 1).

This game is enjoyable and rather charming. I really hope there will be plans to finish the story in the future despite: http://woolfegame.com/blog/?p=924

I'd wager that if you enjoy games like Alice and Madness Returns then you'll enjoy Woolfe! :D

I have dreams about this game. Do I really need to say anything more?

Very sexy game.

The game knows it's sexy as it will occasionally reveal sexy images to the player. In addition, sexy moans occur in a large basement filled with various torture devices, which would even make the Catholic Church and its Holy Inquisition envious.

Beautiful game
Highly Recommended!

Nothing would make me happier than if this game was brought to XBLA!

I've covered wars, you know.

I AM THE ULTIMATE BEST
I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOUR DEATH
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME
TERROR IS REALITY!!!!!!!!!!

<3<3<3

Just as excellent as the first time around; great game for doubling up!

This isn't archaeology. It's vandalism. :D