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Personal Achievements
 

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:51pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 10:22am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:46am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:04am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 7:07pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:16pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:33am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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