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§erpentine ✠: legit i was that one kid that hoarded all the ketchup packets from mcdonalds n ♥♥♥♥
§erpentine ✠: i ♥♥♥♥ you not, i had 2 drawers full of them
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: Why lmfao
§erpentine ✠: idk, my mom does it too
§erpentine ✠: any chance you'd be interested in ~7 pounds of 10 year old ketchup?
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: are you not allowed to buy ketchup?
§erpentine ✠: all the ones from the store n ♥♥♥♥ get soupy after like a week
§erpentine ✠: legit soupy. they look like bloody piss
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: do you have heinz?
§erpentine ✠: yeah and that other one that sounds like a jewy name
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: lol
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: if you use heinz
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: you have to shake it up
§erpentine ✠: i tried that once, it exploded on my shirt
§erpentine ✠: in retrospect i probably should have put the lid back on but...
§erpentine ✠: thank god the siracha bottle tops dont come off
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: i feel like you would get that ♥♥♥♥ all over you
§erpentine ✠: i feel like that too
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: "yeah one sec mom im shaking the siracha sauce" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ upside down and top off
§erpentine ✠: i had it right side up but i tried to put my hand over the hole ting
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: ffs
§erpentine ✠: idk i thought i could lmao
§erpentine ✠: bbq sauce is even worse. we had this one bottle that just kinda sat in the fridge for like 4 years. by the time we got around to cleaning it out it had the smell and consistency of actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. my dumbass still tried to eat it
§erpentine ✠: im like "♥♥♥♥ wait this is still half full"
§erpentine ✠: well uh, it was the same day i lost my ketchup packet collection :( but uh not much else to tell. "tried to" being i got within 3 feet of it and gagged my ass off
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: how did you lose your ketchup collection lmfao
§erpentine ✠: my mom threw it out :(
§erpentine ✠: some of the packets had busted and were growing mold n ♥♥♥♥ n sticking together
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: im gonna add this to my bio
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ#Free$avage: anything else you want to add?
§erpentine ✠: i lost some taco sauce packages in there too :(
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ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ: Didnt your parents sen you to some summer camp or some ♥♥♥♥
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ: That christian place
§erpentine ✠: they did send me to a summer camp but it wasn't religious. more like a pity party for all the kids who failed 3rd grade math. if i didnt memorize my multiplication tables i didnt get doritos :(
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ: U fr?
§erpentine ✠: yeah
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ: That ♥♥♥♥ funny as hell
§erpentine ✠: how? lol
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ: It just sounds funny
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ: Wasnt it recent
§erpentine ✠: nah what sounds funny is the time a kid beat me with a bag of cheetos
§erpentine ✠: nah i was like 6
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ: What was that place your parents sent you last year
ひLong Live└'A Caponeひ: For like a weeek or some shti
§erpentine ✠: ohh. that was like night school. that was for like 2 months actually
§erpentine ✠: for my diploma thing so i could be a certified good noodle
§erpentine ✠: side note, if you ever see a kid come at you with a bag of cheetos, run. especially if they're the flamin hot ones