Scully: Label that.
Cop: As what?
Scully: Partial rat body part.

"The X-Files: Teso Dos Bichos"
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"I'm vice-president of Throwing Out People Mr Dibbler Doesn't like the
Face of."
(Moving Pictures)
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Lois: Brian, could you pass the TV Guide?
Brian: Piss off.
Lois: What?
Brian: Oh, I'm just a little testy because of the lack of... STOP STARING AT MY TAIL.
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Bigmac wasn't an athlete. If there was an Olympic Sick Note event, he
would've won the 100 metres I've Got Asthma, the half marathon Lurk in the
Changing Rooms, and the freestyle Got to Go to the Doctor.
(Johnny and the Bomb)
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One expresses well the love he does not feel.
-- J.A. Karr
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When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute -- and it's longer than any
hour. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
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