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10/10

Ja robot

A game that needs no introduction. I could write about it for 50 pages, but everyone knows what it is. I currently have 1000 hours total including TModLoader and will probably increase over the years.
-Modability is 10/10.
-Music is fire
-Support for it astonishing
-Top tier community.
-Memes
The only thing better about minecraft is the memories I have, the rest is terraria.

The second best part of the trilogy (sorry but DS1 in my heart). It adds noticeably better graphics, more thoughtful locations and a more beautiful world (which should not surprise anyone considering the difference in years and experience based on previous parts). As a fan of dark souls, the constant references to the first part were a nice curiosity, then there were too many of them (like cmon think of something new). The bosses (as in dark souls) were 10/10, especially the last boss and his {insert "he said, said the line" meme}. And of course the last boss and his plin plin plon giving you chills.
9,5/10 Get gut & Praise the sun

Without a doubt, the best game ever made and probably will be made. I have no idea how CD Projekt came up with this holy grail, but I won't complain. No game has ever drawn me in and made me so emotional.
The DLC's are so excellent that they deserve separate Game of the Year awards. I've gone through it 3 times on different platforms and I'm sure I'll keep going over the years.

Calling this game anything other than a masterpiece is an insult to authority and deserves the worst punishment.

The best survival game I've ever played (except from the forest). World, exploration, fear of going deeper.. everything is there.
The game has only two minor problems:
- guiding the player in the later stage of the game (I was close to the next base, but I took a wrong turn and had to look for my way on the internet)
-Repeatability. After the first pass, the second one no longer arouses any impression and the desire to do it again.
Still, 10/10
Also ♥♥♥♥ jumpscaring leviathan next to aurora

Apart from the Russians, I can't say anything bad about this game. Thank you CS:GO for all the memories, especially 2012-15.

At the beginning, I will say that I only went through the game out of respect for the first part, which is 10/10.

I have never been so disappointed in a video game. I was going through it at the end of 2022, which is almost a year after the premiere and it was hard not to find a bug. Forcing animation over physics is the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Every single opponent was hanging in the air or bouncing off invisible walls, so as not to fall off the roof.
I don't even want to talk about the night. Adding filters to make it darker solved 5% of the problems. Setting yourself up for vertical gameplay means that nothing scary happens there. The scariest part of the game is trying to complete it. Opponents (people) on the street are able to jump 6 meters up, catching the invisible ladder to climb to the roof. The only positive thing that comes to my mind at the moment is the mechanics of the paraglider and sneaking in the subway at night.
The plot (XD) is interesting for the first half of the game, then accelerates rapidly and becomes terribly predictable (spoiler at the end).
The buggy zombies that attack you like in DL1 lock you in the animation you come out of 4 seconds and then they can do it again until some miracle happens. Completing the game gave me the greatest relief in the world knowing my torture was over.

Apparently, before the release of the DLC, they will change many things to make the game work, but why isn't it a thing year after the premiere?

TL:DR
-Biggest dissapointment after 10/10 game
-Garbage gameplay 1 year after premiere
-Completed only out of respect for 1st game
-Most obvious plot


4 hours before the end of the game, I was saying to my friends: "If it turns out that she is not his sister and Waltz is her father, I am writing a review" and here I am

The game becomes boring very quickly despite the nicer visuals. The narrator is terribly annoying when you talk to the squirrel so that in the next dialogue he will start explaining what he said to you (why???). Slowing time every 5 seconds during a fight takes all the fluidity out of it, especially with every dodge. The plot is terribly boring, and the dialogue choices are written by a 5-year-old. At the time of writing this review, I have 90 minutes in the game, more than half of which I had to click through 1000 tutorials, run through empty spaces and take a headache pill from the narrator. The first 10 minutes I was blown away, however oh boy i was wrong.

TL:DR
-Nice visuals
- the rest is crap
played only becouse of humble bundle. maybe I'll try again after drinking