This is not a joke. I swear this is the weirdest superpower anyone ever has. The first time that I go on a night out after a friend/loved one passes, I get with a goth girl. It has happened no less than 3 times in my life, and it is weirding me out.

First time around, an online friend of mine passed away, went on the piss the day after and got with 2 in one night.

Second time around, my mum died, and I went on a night out after the wake, and I swear I saw a fork in the road. It was the end of the night, about 4 o'clock in the morning, my friend snuggles up to me, and I can tell she's looking up at me. I know that if I look down at her, she's gonna try to kiss me. However, I didn't actually want that. So I kept staring straight on.

And I think God must have seen that, and said "ok, I'll give you another chance." And the next house party I went to, I got with a goth girl.

grim is your boyfriend. it's christmas evening and he is in america. you really miss him. so you send him a text. Y/n: grim i miss you 😭❤ G: i miss you too bby don't cry 💪❤ Y/n: wait, how do you know i'm cryimg? G: turn around

This guy once pressed two 9-Volt batteries into his nipple and theres a blackened hole left to prove it

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