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18 of 28 (64%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:14pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:14pm

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:23pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:59pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 10:00pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 1:26pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 10:52pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 1:03am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 11:04pm

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:31pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:28pm

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 1:16am

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 11:19pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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