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He's mine, man stealer. I am the only for him.

god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

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'| . . . . . \ . . . ..THIS PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND, REPOST THIS ON 10 OTHER FRIEND'S WALLS AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR A TRUE FRIEND.

I opened the door to reveal jamez riding the frogs ♥♥♥♥. I felt myself red with anger as I silently left. I called my friend Mr. Boomba, An old iraqi friend that manufactured car bombs.
I bought some from him to put on jamez car. I wired the bombs up and held the detonator in my hand as jamez walked out of the house zipping his pants. KABOOOOOOM! The bombs exploded killing him. I walked over to the corpse to piss on it when I realized... The frog was in his pocket..

AH who gives a ♥♥♥♥ corpses are better anyway >:D
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Chapter One: Lovely Dreams.

It was a cold febuary, me and green had just met. I already noticed he had a frog boner as we sat on my couch, watching walrus porn. I started rubbing the lump, He turned and whispered into my ear "I love you." We started making out as I slid my hand into his pants to pull out his frog penis. it was 1/2 inch and slimy, but I loved it and embraced it in my mouth as I longingly stared into his eyes.... He started to moan as I took off his pants and fisted im.who knew sex with frogs could be so magical? He was now laying me down on his bed, he started to impale me when. "WTF ARE YOU DOING!" I heard the voice
of my room mate. "ARE YOU TRYING TO RIDE MY ♥♥♥♥?" He asked.
I guess I had imagined it all when I fell asleep during the horror movie.
Ever since that I have longed for the frog...

Chapter 2: A lustful revenge.

The very next day I got in my car and drove to the frogs house, hoping to get laid.

ur gay

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