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I've finally found the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
And owns a liquor store.
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head,
But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.
Because I have got a thing that is unique and new,
To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you.
'Cause instead of one head -- I've got two.
And you know two heads are better than one.
The eyes of Texas are upon y
🍧 -- 🌽 -- 👾 -- 🐠 -- 🐊 -- 🔋 -- 🎫 -- 👳 -- 🏓 -- 👹 -- 🍇 -- 🌳 -- 😺 -- 🌸 -- ⚡
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.....000000o.....000000.......o0000000 If you get 10 back,
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.........00000..................................oo00o you're a great RPer ^^
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