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Hey Brenton,
Big fan of yours, (as you can see by my dedicated steam page) just wondering, how did your nose grow so big? I'm currently trying to grow mine to be more like you, but right now it's not even 1/16th the size of yours. What kind of fertiliser do you use? I'm currently using Osmocote but obviously its not working too well. I've read some rumours stating that you use the ashes of your previous generation, if that's the secret to your large nose growth I am willing to pay $2.50 all in 5c coins for a jar of your friends and family's ashes, i'll even throw in a gas mask if that makes the deal any more appealing.
Many thanks,
From your number 1 fan

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Brent the Obese? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jewish would tell you. It’s a Hungarian legend. Brent was a Jewish boy, so powerful and so obese he could use complaining to influence people to roast him … He had such a knowledge of the obese that he could even keep the jews he cared about from not copping a roast. The obese's use of complaining is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his ipad, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice KO'd him and took his ipad. Ironic. He could save others from losing their ipads, but not himself.

Dear Brent why is that penis used as a prop only and not an instrument. it saddens me to see that little guy sitting all alone without some to pluck his strings. he will never realize his full potential without your love.

LOL

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