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I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Abrams. I try to play Haze. My Abrams deals more damage. I try to play Wraith. My Abrams deals more damage. I try to play Pocket. My Abrams deals more damage. I want to play Haze. Her best items are glass cannon and siphon. I want to play Haze with glass cannon, but I queued with russians. They both want Haze.

He rams me into the wall. I farm with him. I charge punch with him. I give him flex slots. He isn't satisfied. I buy frenzy. "I don't need this much fire rate" He tells me. "Give me more melee damage." He grabs Viscious and forces her into the cube. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Lifestrike and Leech."

I can't play Haze, she is always taken away by a random inting russian. He grabs my highest priority pick. It doesn't guarantee me Haze. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Melee Strike. He says "I can't stop now!" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure without bullet and spirit resistances. What a cruel world.

Who would have thought punching people would be so fun.

What's the plan?

useless wraith lmao