Jamsheed
Ivan   Bovec, Slovenia
 
 
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Jimmba 24 Feb @ 7:55am 
accept me please :)
Kells★ 22 Feb, 2017 @ 11:38am 
Dad?
Ex-Snorkeler256 9 Feb, 2017 @ 3:51pm 
There was this one ♥♥♥♥♥ in my class that definitely wanted my ♥♥♥♥ so i went up to her and i started to flirt and things were going well. Then, al of the sudden her man came up to me talkin bout "who this ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥" I turned to the ♥♥♥♥♥ and said, "Who's mans is this?" Then this dude turned me around, pulled down my pants, and started ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ass.. And that is how i met your mother... BABABABABA BA BA BA BA BA BA BADADADADADADADADADA
John Counterstrike 16 Dec, 2016 @ 7:04pm 
The sexual frustration is literally killing me. Literally cannot think of anything but sex. I have zero prospects right now and am too poor/afraid to try a hooker. After a lot of deliberation I begged my younger sister to have sex with me. I said I just wanted to use the hole, in and out, nothing intimate about it at all. No kissing, dirty talk, nothing. I told her this was only out of desperation and was purely clinical. She said no and that I should get therapy (Wtf.) She clearly doesn't understand what this feels like. I feel dirty as ♥♥♥♥ about this but I don't really feel like I was in the wrong for doing so. Throughout my life I helped her with a bunch of ♥♥♥♥, bailed her out of bad situations countless times, stayed up late helping her with assignments and she can't do this one little thing for me.
onlyfans=real work! deal with it 15 Nov, 2016 @ 6:26pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ thinkin he knows pizza talmbout "papa johns this" and "papa johns that" ♥♥♥♥♥ papa john aint ♥♥♥♥ you want real pizza ♥♥♥♥♥ you gota go down to the south side, get yourself out martin luther king blvd and head straight into rito's pizzeria. papa john ♥♥♥♥♥ please you wouldnt know pizza if it slapped you upside the head like my mama when i forget to take the chicken out the freezer boy you better not pretend you know anything about pizza there aint no way what you servin up is close to real greasy street ♥♥♥♥♥ food ♥♥♥♥♥ next time you serve up some of that cheese bread think twice ♥♥♥♥♥ believe it
shamboly 31 May, 2016 @ 7:24pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx