I am so tired of peeing. I drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later.

I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, then I have to drink more water?! Guess where that water ends up? Not in me!

I give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more, all hours of the day all hours of the night, no matter what I am doing my life is continuously interrupted by piss!



The Internet is a series of tubes.

[16:45] - sys / it birthday :>: now im gonna have to buy you crack
[04:00 PM] dempsey: pitter-patter this ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥!
00.12 - sys: what are you
00.13 - sys: a gay ?
00.13 - demps: yes

[5:45 PM] dempsey: ive got 2k words due tomorrow in an essay and im reading this autism
Sys: Woah dempy didn't know u had a test about autism.
Dempy: Ye, I'm using you as a case study
Nano: Wouldn't a self-study suffice?
Sys: lol

dempy: Aren't all the cities loacted in the south of Sweden?

[5:27 PM] dempsey: hello sir, can i have 2 of your finest suicide attempts
[5:48 PM] syS: apologies. suicide attempts machine broke.
[5:48 PM] dempsey: understandable have a nice day


[9:59 PM] dempsey: my housemate just called me "the most famous black man in ireland"
[9:59 PM] dempsey: how much did you pay him?

(Survivor) Morpheus : YES ♥♥♥♥ :)))

Michael Schumacher : guys cant you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balance
Wolferton : no
Michael Schumacher : now thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


01:23 - Racso: QUACK >:V
01:26 - nano: <:V happy quack?
01:26 - Racso: <:V concerned quack

03:26 - dempsey: will you stop adding things to your profile if i fly to finland and suck you

tony swan : ok cya when ya all lose ur virginity which is likely means never lol idiots


16:05 - dempsey: i would stream it
16:05 - dempsey: but apparently twitch has banned me
16:05 - nano: a wise choice indeed

03:24 - nano: stop molesting the squid
03:25 - dempsey: :>>>

03:01 - nano: 03:01 - nano: I sexually and physically resemble a helicopter
03:01 - dempsey: wanna chop off my ♥♥♥♥ with your rotor blades daddy
03:01 - nano: hot

03:06 - nano: join
03:06 - nano: ♥♥♥♥♥
03:06 - nano: join
03:06 - dempsey: 2min#
03:06 - nano: now
03:06 - dempsey: I'M WATCHING A CUTSCENE!