Recent reviews by Buster_Cheeksout

This is by far the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DLC I have ever played. You people did not think before putting this out and it shows. Why would you make me use stealth mechanics that you barely even fleshed out? Shame on yall for asking any amount of money for this DLC.

The game is awesome, you swing swords, ride horses, and act like a badass for most of the time; who in the right mind thought that it would be cool to make a DLC where you play as a loser barefoot woman who has to clean and feed chickens? I seriously would have never played through this if given the option again.

I guarantee some woman in the office thought it would be cool or some twink feminist type because no way that anyone in their right mind would think it's cool to roleplay a woman pre-civil rights. Honestly, this DLC has filled me with so much rage that I had to come here and tell the internet how much it sucks. I would have never talked to this chick had I known that it was going to go into a boring backstory with ♥♥♥♥ gaming mechanics. It honestly makes me weary of playing as a woman in any other video game.

KCD was a solid 9/10 for me before this dlc and you lowered it to a 7. Congrats devs, you wasted everyone's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. Sorry if im being too critical but you can't do this again on KCD 2....Nobody cares about midevil peasant women. Legit I think someone came into work on their period and fleshed the DLC out in 20 min or something. This is ASS

This game is so much fun. Think of it like the Office meets Among us.

As a Specialist (most common role) You do tasks on your desktop and send emails, print reports, get the manager to sign it, ETC. This is fun and if you're quick to do your tasks, you can make games go on very long because the slackers will not have time to complete their slacker tasks. Where it gets interesting is that the specialists also have slacker tasks sprinkled into their workday. They will however, never have two scheduled in a row.

My favorite to play is the slacker because you have to pretend to do the same stuff the specialists do while avoiding clear signs that you're a slacker. Some tasks, like making an infected USB drive, are not available to specialists and therefore they become clear give-aways of you being a slacker. It's really funny though because you can work together with other slackers to intercept the manager and ask him for a signature on one side of the map while another slacker sets a garbage bin on fire and goes to his desk.

Where the game gets uber difficult in my opinion is doing the manager position; you have to have a good understanding of the game to play that position but try and play it, you won't be ruining the game for anyone. Plus, there's a feature where someone can get kicked out and become a janitor which is so funny. You will also promote an assistant and that will affect a lot of things. you'll be doing your job, signing everyone's reports, and then also fixing computers and whatnot.


This game is super fun, if you have a desk job, you're going to laugh your ass off and remind yourself of stuff your coworkers do. The people on here are very crafty.

I think it's one everyone should try; very affordable at the time of me writing this.
Hopefully, more updates bring more content.

At the time of me writing this I have spent 5 out of the 6 hours I've played this game dying to NPC's. At first I was a bit disgruntled with the game however, by adapting my play-style I was able to get the experience that the game intended.

I am not currently doing PVP at all, I'm working my way past the intro missions to gain experience. This game is a fun challenge, when you find a kit that works for you and play the game more conservatively, it really shines.

For example, instead of wiping enemies and trying to clear an entire village, the game shines when you take out targets, alert other nearby npc's, heal yourself behind a third worlder's house, and run to the next objective taking any NPC's out that may appear on your path.

Once I learned how less is more and you can get a lot more accomplished by playing the game more tactically, my whole perspective of the game changed. At the time of me writing this, I have 6 hours in the game and the game is only 20% released. This has given me enough content and learning to have been worth my $30. This game is different from T*rkov in the manner that you're always in the world. Raids are much more "sandbox" style because of the sheer size of the map.

I think that if you enjoy escape from T*rkov, ready or not, ARMA, insurgency, ETC. this game itches the same itch. It's buggy, the AI does need some work, the survival mechanics are annoying but I feel very accomplished when i finish tasks in this game.

Graphics - 10/10
Gameplay - 8/10 (addictive but buggy and unpolished as an early release)
Story - ?/10 I have no idea what is going on but its fun
World - 7.5/10 Empty except for NPC's and we could use a LOT more loot other than food items
Gameplay Loop - 9/10 very similar to any other extraction shooter you've played but this is a hardcore-focused game from what I've discerned

This game is full of a bunch of cheeto-huffing sweats. get a life

Let me be honest, i thought this game was going to be a joke. Ever since my gerbil's drug addiction, i have been searching for something to rebuild me and this is just it. The story is so deep and meaningful i found myself remembering moments from my childhood and reassessing past actions i have made like my arrest back in 98'. I started up this game and it ran butter smoothe and i could edit the options for optimal graphical settings. Okay enough bragging about my pc, lets get into the game. I was astonished at the transition from the menu to the game. It was as if the game spoke to me while it transformed from just another "game with a menu" to a PERFECT game with a menu. The grass moved with grace and the fences were plain brown. The first thing i did was jump over a stick so gracefully, a tear let out of my eye. After breaking the fence and blowing up a gas station i was inspired to go and sign up for an anger management course to stop beating my wife. Before this game it used to be me vs the world however, now the world and i work together to become one. I have simulated my goat life for around 3 or 4 hours but i am immersed. By not being able to die in this game, i have realized suicide is not the answer. If there were one word i would use to describe this game it would be inspirational. It has been so therapeutical being able to lick crowds of people and flying jetpacks at the same time. The community for this game is just astonishing. There is a whopping 15-20 mods on the workshop! thats more than even skyrim has. Some poeple may insult this game but they have obviously not experienced the work of art that IS Goat Simulator. The gameplay is better than fallout and far exceeds my very own expectations. It was so genius making "lick" E and "use" R. I mean, that is some real thinking right there. I can bring all the loose items near me into a ball AND lick them at the same time!!! i know this seems childish but i just love licking ♥♥♥♥ after discovering this game. Oh and the animation for licking is just perfect. Your tounge ACTUALLY BOUNCES!!! i know it sounds crazy but i swear this is real!! Also, the sounds are just what brings this work of art together. As i hear the hooves of the goat hit the ground i listen for the birds in the distance chirping and the hippies arguing to end penis shaped snacks. When i am doing something crazy like blowing up something, it sounds like i am just there. I can sort of feel the air coming from my screen and the flames and smoke look professional. It would be hard to explain but, thats why you're reading this getting your credit card ready to buy this masterpiece. If you do not like goat simulator, it' because you have not witnessed it first hand. When you actually have the mouse in your hand it is like a peaceful high. Your mind focuses on becoming a goat and your body adapts. At school, i find myself trying to "baaa" to impress my aqquaintances. Everyone supports my playing of this game and they often take pictures and videos of me performing my goat screams. People are claiming that there are bugs with this game but trust me, THERE ARE NO BUGS. THE GAME IS 150% PERFECT NO LIE. Currently i am sitting down listening to tupac and "baaaaing" the lyrics. I am so happy, i even told my parents that i found a love in life. She is this game but i havent told them yet. This game has changed my life so much and i have learned so much. Wether i am licking basketballs and blowing up cars with it or enjoying a peaceful game of flappy goat, i am always happy. This game is picture perfect and needs literally NO patches. If you buy it you will not regret this purchase. Definently my choice for Game Of The Year/Decade/Century/Milenium. If i had to rate this i would give it a 43/10 just because of it's inspiration on MY life and the many others who have played this. I love you all and please buy this game. $10 is a small price to pay for a great lifeley experience and i would definently pay $60 if i had to!!!

Ah, Counter Strike. It takes me back to to a hot summer day back in 2011 when i pirated half life one and this came with the bundle. Of course, it was 1.6... Well, needless to say i sucked more at this game than johnathan's mom, but i soon grew accustomed to it and then i came up upon this nifty program called steam. I bought it ( when i still had a cast) and i was disgusted by the difficulty but now i'm writing to you as a silver one and after a year or so, i call it progress. ( Dont insult my skills negur ill smoke you quicker than you got your hand in your ♥♥♥♥). Well, CS:GO is one of the best games i have ever played and my little "clique" seems to enjoy it too. The gameplay, guns, maps, and whetever else you want to name surpass my expectation. If you get this game, get it for the competitive, not casual. This game is subject to numerous updated for stupid stuff due to valve changing all the ♥♥♥♥ we players complain about. Counter strike is a great way to work on teamwork and it will basiclly change your perception of a true "FPS". The weapons require knowledge on how to use them and they also require you to not be a little whiny girl over them. There are so many people who play and the newcomers understand it quick if they are committed to the game. I give it nine Monica lewenski tits out of ten.

Fallout, one of the most iconic franchises in all of gaming history. Now, does Fallout New Vegas stand to Fallout 3? To be honest, Fallout New Vegas steps away from that rich story heavy type game shaping a different narrative for each player or playthrough. The story is not really rich in it's narrative as i have said before, but you will definently be hooked to all the fun in the missions. Amounts of missions don't matter when it comes to this game because they are all fun. Of course there is always "that one mission" that requires puzzles or an easy trip to the steam overlay and then a click on the web browser. New Vegas is simply a wasteland style terrain so to see "Vegas" is a huge change gameplay wise. In the Mojave Wasteland you can kill, lose carma, or do whatever but, there is no negative reenforcement unless you attack a member of a specific party
(NCR, BOS, ETC.). The replay value is enormous and provides different takes on your story missions. You definently want to cheat though wether it be on a main account or a cheaters account, the game becomes so fun knowing no person can step to you. Fallout New Vegas delivers fun and fast paced action to all those who are willing to give it a chance. Of course starting out is a task but, it is all worth it when you strive to become better and become a total powerhouse. 10/10