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2 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Nice
Posted 20 January, 2016.
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3.2 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Un joc bun
Posted 26 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
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871.7 hrs on record (60.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
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Counter Strike: Global Offensive

Counterstrike is a game that slowly ravages and pulverizes your soul each and every time you play it.

Everyone starts with the same thoughts when they play CS:GO:

1) 'Pfft. I'm never going to spend money in game buying skins and keys, that's stupid'
2) I'm never going to get that angry, it's only a game.
3) 'Meh, doesn't look that hard'

Within a month -
Within a week -

1) You’ve already have bought a P90 module skin because "Oh, It's only 30p" and you begin your slow downward spiral into the CS:GO marketplace, saving up for a knife and opening crates, in hopes of getting a knife which (deep on the inside, deep deep down) you know you're never going to get, and end up spending £10 opening crates, and getting back 50p worth of skins back.
2) You’ve probably already threatened a handful of people with their lives; it’s a game that can turn any lovely human being into a soul eating behemoth within minutes of a match starting. Get used to wanting to assassinate everyone in your near vicinity.
3) You'll already gave uninstalled the game at least twice, in utter exasperation and in utter hope of cleansing your life from this game. But you can't, you'll always go back.

The community is utterly merciless and beastly, with over half the people being angry 12 year old Russians. The betting will completely waste you and rip you of all of your favourite 50p worth of skins. And the trading is completely unreliable, leaving you to deal with steam support, which is 10x more brutal than the game itself.

But of course you’ll go back, it’s CS:GO, it’s a drug. A soul destroying, mind numbing, murder spree inducing drug.

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Counter Strike: Global Ofensiv

Counter Strike este un joc care face ravagii încet și ti se pune la suflet de fiecare dată când il joci.

Toată lumea începe cu aceleași gânduri atunci când se joacă CS: GO:

1) "Pfft. N-am de gând să cheltui bani în joc sa cumpar skinuri si chei, care e o prostie "
2) Eu nu am de gând să fiu supărat cand pierd, e doar un joc.
3) "Meh, nu pare asa de greu"
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Dupa o saptamana, sau chiar o luna dupa ce ti-ai spus toate cele de mai sus ^
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1 Ai cumparat deja un skin P90 Modul pentru că "Oh, e doar 30centi" Si deja incepi sa deschizi cutii. Si dupa ce ai cheltuit cam 50 euro pe cutii iti dai seama ca ai doar iteme de 2-3 euro in inventar, ce bine. Nu mai bine nu cumparai deloc acel P90, care ti-a deschis "viata" in Steam Market?

2 Probabil ai amenintat deja o suta de oameni cu viața lor, spuneai ca e doar un joc, dupa cateva momente in el iti dai seama ca poti deveni una cu jocul, si atunci vrei sa fii cat mai bun, dar chiar daca tu esti bun nu inseamna ca si toata echipa ta e, si asa incepi sa disperi pe toata lumea pana ce primesti kick, sau dai chiar tu abandon.

3 Vei deja dat dezinstalat jocul, cel puțin de două ori, în exasperare totală și în speranța de a uita de la acest joc si pentru a-ti curata viata. Dar nu poți, vei merge mereu înapoi la joc.

Comunitatea este extrem de frumoasa și bestiala, cu peste jumătate din oamenii fiind ruși de 9-12 ani. Jocul te va transforma intr-un monstru, si daca ai patit deja asta, deja esti un adept al jocului, grabestete la un Psiholog si incearca sa renunti.

Dar, desigur, vei reveni, e CS: GO, e un drog. Jocul sfideaza crima, totul, cand te joci iti vine sa nu mai iesi de la calculator, nu ti-e foame, nu ti-e frig, nu vrei nimic, doar sa fie liniste si sa devii tu cel mai bun.
Posted 19 September, 2015.
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80.3 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Since I've installed this game, I've seen tons of people saying that it wasn't worth. Anyway, I liked it. I didn't see anything that couldn't be bought with in-game money. Of course, you're able to buy "coins" with real money, but in order to get new itens, you shall get level first. The game is amazing, it's agar.io, but in another superior level. The server is really nice. It's really easy to advance in a match if you study a bit the game... pay to win? I don't think so... The most of the game is skill, no matter if you have the best equipment, there will be situations that are really difficult (or even impossible) to flee. And, to whom didn't like the game, play a bit more, 0,2h~1,3h do not mean anything, I do love agar.io, but mitos.is gave a far better experience to me.

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Posted 19 September, 2015.
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