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HEYYY GUYSS XD (sorry i like doing that i'm really random ok xDd) my names Lucy aka BAT GIRL!!1 🕷 incase your wondering HOW I got that nickname my b3sti3 Alexa (luv u loads!!😍😘 Mallorca 2k13) said I was Hanging upside down like a bat at our sleepover XD! How random!!!! N e ways I'm off 2 skl so c u l8r! Kthxbaiiiii 😂🙊 rawr lmao

This is the first time I've ever told someone this. When I was about 10, I discovered something..something that I shouldn't found out. I was home alone and naked, watching TV on the couch. My cat, Burger sat on my ♥♥♥♥ and started purring. It felt wrong but kinda good, this is also the first time ever I got a boner. Everyday when I got home from school Burger would sit on my ♥♥♥♥ while purring and while I give him head scratches, Burger would lick my ♥♥♥. The sandpaper like feeling on my ♥♥♥♥ feels so good, I'm horny now typing this...

Next year I'll be moving out and a want to bring Burger with me. My parents would surely ask why because always act like I don't like him but secretly, I do VERY MUCH. There is also this feeling inside my gut that I need to tell my parents that I'm sexually attracted to cats.

Yung Caillou growing up and ♥♥♥♥, learning all these powers and he don't got that deadbeat dad and tht lil ♥♥♥♥♥ sister to drag him down. Now my boi Caillou can get hoes like Katara and protect his turf from the Fire gang aka bloods. Like, gang gang, it's the arrow squad, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥♥ you gonna do, with yo weak ass sparks n ♥♥♥♥. Caillou got all type of superpowers, this Vanilla ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ could take on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ superman. ♥♥♥♥ what that ♥♥♥♥♥ ass kyrpton ass alien thought, my boi Caillou can turn into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ water spirit monster n ♥♥♥♥. Dude's taking out entire fleets. So proud of my mans. Caillou went from scared lil ♥♥♥♥♥, to full on Gangsta getting south pole poon. ♥♥♥♥ all of yall that doubted my yung seed. Caillou the ♥♥♥♥. Also who tf Zuko think he is. Catch Caillou??? The only thing he boutta catch is these hands. Like step the ♥♥♥♥ up if you think you messin with my boi. Dis child beat 112 years of cancer. ♥♥♥♥ your oversized Bob the builder head.