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⛳ [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🍆
🥞 💗 🐟 👽 👳 🎫 🕺 🚗 ⚡ 📕
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and
happiness. -- Calvin
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each
other's dreams, we can play together all night. -- Calvin
How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
-- Calvin
🔋 👔 🐝 💛 🎽 🐊 🐠 🍇 🥒 🎁
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Mine;
Leer
Flash
Harden…but it failed
Withdraw
Sleep
I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
I was able to experience raping a child, robbing a charity shop and killing a Jew with my steel crowbar.
Then I went home to play Grand Theft Auto.
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+rep gud potato lover, shows his dedication to the potato lord
+rep badass classmate
Hahahhahahsha peace to you