thats a really funny fun,
we can be shoe buddies,
Nortee Dortee Dortee,
im 30 fomming,
i feel like im gradually beginning to talk through my nose,
actually, i can play with my feet,
can we call flashes "flishes" from now on?
gah! another £6!,
my pete is like my nipples, i cant lactate without them,
that was quite an easy sot,
lad idk why but ive started to dab to myself when listening to music,
Preach, brother, preach!,
nortee new 320i,
alright guys i need hush hush,
im sorry to upset the beans,
when kubs makes pancakes he calls himself pastaz,
it wasn't just wrist movements it was long arm-thrusts,
tea is gonna be illegal,
grooveeee like a drive-in movieee,
technically I used to be a chicken,
my mum once saw me drinking olive oil out the bottle,
adjusting chair to tryhard posistion,
OI, lairybum,
clip clip clip clip,
come along sonny jim (in high pitched voice)
I WAS VULNERABLE,
ur mum when she shes my pene,
'e dooked me!,
xD jodie,
damn im an impressive molecule,
He's doing a naughty georgie!!,
It's really not your day of the zeus is it?,
crab to the dab-dab-wab,
but im the one with an organized pc :),
house music and flatpack furniture my friend,
you dont know, you weren't a cub scout.
only three beers, lads, we want to remember our first night together,
y'know, chicken has a nice twang to it,
did u reincarnate as a fishing line or something,
sorry i dont go to little yob festivals,
i cant hear cos all of you are calling me dad,
ur moths? got penetraded?,
sorry I don't eat designer apples,
i was actually going to be the elegated cs coach of the baby,
crab *ahhah* you picked up the sg, scout *ahahah* then you picked up the
GUESS WHOS GOT HIS POPPADOMS?,
it tasted how i imagine a foot would taste,
guys im sending out an SOS,
baptising that booty on B,
diabetes sounds SICKK,
do you ever feel like ur life isnt acorn-y enough,
xD is a facial expression,
im not sureio soo,
it's a system administrator chat,
i bought a five-seven j-bear, its not a gold bar,
I say lad to myself sometimes, "put the cajun sauce on it,lad",
because it's nukey-wukey,
thanks mate,
JOSH: you're moist dan. DAN: opposite of your larfff,
its like I give birth to a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3k,
cam im not playing quit being a pain.
eurghghhh i just dribbled,
(Kubs:) what u doing cam? (Dan:) WHO?!?!
sry no can doaroo,
i didn't shower yesterday,
i'll change my steam pic to my veggie dish,
lol u want a snapchat of my dinner,
(said out loud) i think he's hacking lol.
DEAGA DEAGA DEAGA, we want deag,
ye tell him to get some testosterone treatment,
I was always a long-distance kind of person,
thats cos i took her out for sweet and sour chicken, yo.
I have to live off my own urine,
hello fellow orange player, hehe!
cam I have stubby fingers,
so what if I keep a lairyness diary?,
in the time it took you even I grew a beard,
I think vaping is cool actually,
Is it good or bag?,
im not eating im just playing with the wrapper,
anyone else feel like they're getting nailed to a cross?,
clickety wickety!,
the only song that made me jump...
instead your tongue burned you,
the only sandwich I play is the one I eat,
in this metaphor, we are all metaphorically all Jesus,
stairs and site, tree-box,
i'll be a minute guys just going for a leak,
UR MUMS A PENGTING,
it's well known you kiss with your eyes open,
yoghurt's be nice yo,
cocktail sausage up my nose
"Anyone have a tissue? Bogy overload"