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Here's Some Haiku for You...
🎍🌸👳🎈🐛🚘💎🎄🎁🏀
» While summoning the ☣
» papers, India pondered ♧
» without peeking fog ☻
🌸👃🐊📘🌽🌏💄📗💗⛳
» drat the sweeping made! ☺
» hark! zounds! basking weaving dog. ✣
» Monkey grunts strangely ✲
🥞🎫📒🍖🚙💙📕🚕🔋💎
» following my soul, ✔
» Japan measured my papers ♦
» throughout my clothing ∞
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Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.