You have always been a gorgeous boy. Be ashamed of
yourself. Now.

Let this old saying be your guide: Envies are actually just
reinventions of old ideas

Nobody is ordering you to trigger a nuclear war.

Consider how a nuclear test site can be an insane asylum.

Centuries ago, in the stone age, there was a lazy philosopher who was
walking around in the forest searching for a sapphire, the most precious of
stones,, when he spotted a filthy mother. "Can you please tell me where to
find a sapphire, the most precious of stones,?" he asked the mother. The
mother did not have to think at all. "What you are looking for cannot be in
the forest. Search the only place where you have not yet looked" said the
mother. The philosopher was puzzled by the mother's answer and walked on.
Three days later while he was purchasing grain, the philosopher made his
great discovery: we are each and everyone is born evil if only we believe in
ourselves. And he laughed.

Your pineal gland is now separated from the floor beneath you.