Arry: If you ever see two girls, throw a cup between them and give em a wink ;)

Random No1: Are you a smurf?
Random No2: No I'm Gargamel

Bowls:

Watto: killed by awp
Watto: Thats a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ big R8

Random: I'll get my mum onto you
Watto: Shes ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary aswell
yvanne: Is he? (Completely serious question)

*berry pulls off ♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing bhop awp noscope headshot*
Blizzard: That was NUTTY
Roku: Bloody Squirrel you are scramblin round the place

yvánne--?: JOSH IS ♥♥♥♥ AT ORGANISING

rando in dm: Anyone know a good weed man in melbourne? Mine changed his number and didnt tell anyone.