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13 of 24 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:58pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 2:19am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 2:19am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 2:19am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 2:22am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 8:25pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 2:19am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 2:19am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 2:53am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2014 @ 12:29am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 3:01am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 3:07am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 3:11am



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool