Koolaidsguy
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My Idea for Skyrim 2
I think it would be cool if the dragonborn could go to the place the thalmors live (tameral i think) and go and KILL ALL THE THALMORS LMAO. But before you get to do that you have to go to every other place like the empire and the place where the dark elfs and argonians live and also elsewhere to get the khajiit (the best race imo their so cute xD uwu) and you get an army of dragons and use epic new shouts that can brake buildings and stuff so you can take over skyrim and the empire becase ulfirc is racis and the empire hates talos and also you cand give winhelm to the dark elfs becuse their not racits like ulfirc stormfront. And also you can get epic powers form the daerdic princes (and princesses lol no sexism here) since the dragonboirn is technically all their champions since hes the only one who can do all there quests unlike the other games (blades and es:o even tho i only did the nord team in eso i p sure u cant meat the deadra) and you can like summen the princes and princesses and also you can make the orcs help you evn tho their kinda mean they also are strong and cool and they can have a lot of wifes and even tho thats a little sexist its okay becuse their not as smart as the other people

Anyways after you get your shouts and daerdic magic you can summon the dwarfs from their land of oblivion and make them help you kill the stupid thalmors and then you can also get the black guys from hammerfall with theyre curved swords XD and even you can also FLY DRAGONS the hole game and make them eat thalmores too.And this time you can be a vampire and a warewolf and you can also have kids and they show u having sex with girls (and boys if ur into that i'm not but im not racist against gays i think their epic but i just wouldnt have sex with guys in the game is what im sayin because im not gay)
anyways i would make the dwarfs help kill the thalmors and also make a lot of stuff easier because its hard to find stuff sometimes so i would make it so you can have a magic line that you follow to get to the end of a quest. also theirs too much talking in skyrim even tho its the best game ever i think they should make your character talk and also make the others talk less (except lydia she's so funny haha). And also i think it should be easyer to level up like you can buy experience points in the in game store and use them to level up and only have 3 skills one for magic one for sords and one for arrows and even you dont need the magic and sords because you can just be a epic stelth archer again too that would be epic. And also you can become emporer after you kill all the thalmors and you can do whatever you want and have a bunch of pets like dragons and wolfs and lions and danger noodles XD true redditers kno what that means. And also i herd you can get katanas in skyrim and i wanna go to the place where you get the katanas i think its called avakiri or something and also they have vampire snakes or monkeys or something. anyways i think that would of been epic what do you guys think about my ideas
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LobasFatCheeks 4 Oct, 2024 @ 1:19pm 
imagine if caseoh said “HAWK TUAH”😜 (ayo sus😳) and then jynxi said “Barrr aimm”😍 JAH PULL OFF!!! chills bro... literal chills... might need my DIOR DIOR jacket for this one...🥶 kai cenat: E E Ei! squidward: giggle giggle🤭 ishowspeed: mews😼 rick ross: if i was rod wave i would surf the world!!!🏄‍♂️ max design pro: sigma edit😎 woaguy: GOONER SQUAD, ACTIVATE!💦
Lordofmayhem69 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:57pm 
likes dude ass
MashedPotatoes&Gravy 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm 
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Nachos 22 Nov, 2023 @ 8:42pm 
tomorrow we will be having 9/11 rp night starting at the usual time for movies, we will be watching full tv coverage of 9/11 and pretending this is the first time we've seen it. you must be in character in the vc
zyhni 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:13am 
Official Statement Regarding My Mom.

Ok, I’m sorry for the off topic comment, but I feel like this needs to be said. Yesterday, at around 6:46 PM Eastern Time, a fellow steam user in this comment section who I won’t name- claimed that they “slept with my mom”.

Let me get something straight. This anonymous steam user didn’t sleep with my mom. In fact, none of you have ever and will never do something liek that. I know that for a fact.

So, please, nobody believe them. If you’ve seen the comment in question, just ignore them. Ok? Thanks